If ur tongue can go faster than my vibrator u win.
but can your vibrator spit on you tho?
can your vibrator zangief pile drive you and put you in a headlock?
can your vibrator finish in 3 minutes and tell you to go cook some and slap your ass when you gettin off the bed and ask if you paid his phone bill?
No, I bet her vibrator don’t talk back
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
WHY IS THIS MAN SO BEAUTIFUL